On Demand

Comcast can eat shit but some of their On Demand selections make my days brighter. They have a section for singles where you can view clips of local people advertising themselves as someone who might fix this state of being single which seemingly bothers Comcast. Comcast does not want you to be single! They want you at home watching television with someone who has named themselves "pimpin01" or "wildman22." Today I enjoyed a short clip of a Puerto Rican man looking for a Puerto Rican woman "who doesn't talk too much." I thought of contacting this man so I could possible harm him in some way but I did what I always do which is direct all of my anger where it belongs, towards those fuckers at Comcast.